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other galleries Gallery 1 Gallery 2			The Maestro-- an truly astonishing beard, usually worn by eccentric and brilliant artists. Warning -- if you are not an eccentric and brilliant artist, this beard could cause narcolepsy or be a warning incipient tooth-gnashing madness. The Waveform -- If you have time to time to part your beard every morning, with or without the use of beard-drugs, the waveform may be the beard for you! Warning -- tends to cause quantum irregularities and uncontrollable laughter in undergraduate seminars. El Quixote -- This offshoot of the scrappy is a tough look to pull off, but if you're fond of tilting at windmills on swaybacked horses, this is one you want to sport. Warning -- certain to induce a full-on psychotic break after your first bad love affair. Der Lipfinder -- You will not like this beard, English. Is too much work to keep that upper lip free of hair, the way God intended. Warning -- if you really are wearing Der Lipfinder for religious reasons, be aware that it drives the ladies crazy. Rrrroow! Back to the beard forecast.
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