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The Electroco -- an
impressive beard grown to inordinate long length, The Electroco is not
for the amateur beard grower. Warning -- tends to catch stray food
particles, get caught in zippers and cause potential sex partners to say
"ee-oooo."
The Classic -- If you
have time to time to comb, oil and curl your beard, The Classic may well
be the facial hair for you. This beard will turn some heads, particularly
at Greco-Roman affairs. Warning -- can get you unwanted attention
at Greco-Roman affairs!
The Scrappy -- The
scrappy is rough and ready chin foliage, low on upkeep, and easy to grow
-- even for those of you who may be challenged in the production of testosterone.
(We're not judging.) Warning -- can make you look like a hippy
freak or an effete, absinthe-swigging artist.
The Lincoln -- Let's
be honest on this one; barely anyone can make this geometric nightmare
look good, particularly in a pair of chinos and a golf shirt. Warning
-- may cause an uncontrollable urge to wear a stovepipe hat.
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