Bathtime Follies

Belinda was a notorious cheapskate, who was cloned from an ancient line of DNA; not of any single species, Belinda’s DNA was a chimera of strands originating with proto-humans from places that are evocative of myth, names to conjure past skinflint history with: Belgium, Holland, & Scotland.

This was pertinent because she refused to pay even the most perfunctory fee charged by the Suicide Booth Conglomerate.

From Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future.