All At Sea

All at seaAs far as Jerry was concerned, this was the worst cruise ship he’d ever been on.

First of all, you had to catch your own giant squid.

Secondly, they were out of Corona.

And that Miss Julie, the cruise director? Well, he would swear that she was farting into his air hose.

Alltop and humor-blogs.com fart humor into the web hose! Originally published November, 2006.

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3 Responses to All At Sea

  1. Phronk January 19, 2010 at 11:34 am #

    Story of my life.

    P.S. I’ve started reading Marvellous Hairy and I’m loving the hell out of it so far.

  2. Dr. Tundra January 19, 2010 at 12:17 pm #

    I hate it when you have to catch your own squid.

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