An uncomfortable realization

Barga the cavebearBarga had thought he’d seen it all.

I mean, he’d been around a bit, even if he did live in a time when early humans were still experimenting with clothing. The morning had been spent grubbing for truffles and thinking about soup. That afternoon, he decided a pleasant dip at the ‘ol swimmin’ hole would be just the thing. But the serenity of the day was not destined to last.

At least, not much beyond the uncomfortable realization that the human attacking him was hung … well, like a bear, but better, Barga had to admit.

Later, he reflected upon how delicious the one who ran screaming from the glade would have been if the back of his legs hadn’t been so badly stained with early homo sapiens fecal matter …

[From the Toulouse Le Grandfig Necrobiblia Collection]

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3 Responses to An uncomfortable realization

  1. Alex L. September 12, 2008 at 1:56 am #

    ‘At least, not much beyond the uncomfortable realization that the human attacking him was hung … well, like a bear, but better, Barga had to admit.’

    We’ve all gone through that at some stage in our lives.

  2. Mark A. Rayner September 12, 2008 at 8:39 am #

    Even gents of the ursine population, apparently.

  3. Rickey Henderson September 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm #

    Gotta be on the lookout for bears…

    Shameless plug: Rickey’s running a live chat during this evening’s Mets game if any of you magnificent bastards wish to partake.